I think i’m in trouble if I was to ever get robbed

Happy birthday BJ!!! This morning, around 12:15am or whatever I went to give BJ a surprise visit, something that I haven’t done for quite a while. BJ didn’t know I was heading to his place, at least I didn’t think he did. On the drive there BJ made me aware that he was watching television so I knew he was in his upstairs living room. Me, being all weird and stuff decide to greet him in a different way. I went through BJ’s backyard, climbed up the balcony, ALMOST slipped and broke my bones, and I quitely tapped on the door. He didn’t hear me at first so I did it again. This time it sorta caught his attention. I notice through the slightly open blinds that BJ was staring, with mouth open, towards the door that I tried opening. He looked like he was going to shit on himself.

I mean who wouldn’t? It’s midnight, and you hear footsteps on the second floor balcony, and now someone is trying to open the door to the house. I would be freaking out, just like BJ did. He was looking around for some sort of weapon and the only thing he had was the house phone in his hand. He slides a little closer to the door trying to stay out of view and locks the door while holding the phone up high ready to pound the intruder if they were to enter.

He then turns on the balcony lights, looked through the door’s window and jumped backwards with a silent scream of horror while trying to gain control of the shock that just hit him! LOL. Then he started laughing and paced around the house. He finally greeted me at the door after 3 minutes and we just basically laughed about the whole situation.

“What would you have done if someone really was trying to get into the house” - Tracy

“I don’t know what I would have done… i’ll probably hide behind the table or run downstairs” - BJ.

Great, now i’m pretty sure i’ll have some trouble in the future.

Gay Couple Denied Hotel Room

Two couples looking around for a temporary home was denied housing opportunities at the “Affordable Suites of America”, a long-term hotel located on Gion Street in Sumter because of their sexuality. The couple was inquiring about the pricing and such and was made aware by an hotel employee that it was corporate policy to not rent to gays.

So you don’t rent to gay couples?
“No, we don’t rent to gay people at all.” - Affordable Suites of America

“She wasn’t discreet about it,” said Jason Pickel, referring to a hotel employee. “She was not apologetic. She just said, ‘We do not rent to gay people.’”

A news team decided to investigate and contacted the hotel’s owner. He said that “the policy was not meant to target homosexuals.” He says they were “just trying to stop two single people from being in the same bed. “

My question is, what happens when a man wants to sleep in the same bed as his wife? Is that against coporate policy too? I went to the hotels website and the only thing it denied was pets and children. The gay couple plans to seek legal action.

Pre-Prom… nvm, i’m just bored

One more day till prom!!!, not including today of course. Because of recent activities I really don’t know what my mood is going to be. I’m certainly aiming for happy, but then shit happens.

Anywho, tomorrow is BJ’s birthday! He’s turning 18, and according to him, “…baby, in a couple of more days, it won’t be statutory rape anymore”. *roll eyes*.

Statutory rape my booty hole!… he’s still here isn’t he? I don’t see him complaining. lol. Tomorrow is going to be a slightly busy day. We’re gonna go pick up our tuxes, and finish other pre-prom stuff ya know…BJ wants do to his nails and other manly stuff HAHA :-P JK.

I got my contacts in finally, the gray ones, and I hate them. I look really weird. You can sorta see it on my myspace profile picture.

Former Power Ranger Gay?

 Yesterday, I was made aware by a close associate of mine that the former red power ranger, Austin St. John, is gay. Austin better known in the gay world as Brock, despite all the rumors going around, personal sources from two media outlet has in fact proven that Austin is not gay! That’s right. Sorry to all you boys who ran to the porno store to buy videos of your alleged gay superhero. I guess it still doesn’t hurt to masturbate though…lol.

Austin was recently seen at a convention for the entertainment industry as a guest in 2006.

“After personally meeting Austin, I know that he is not Brock, the gay bodybuilding porn star. Austin is still just as slim as he was in the Power Rangers, whereas Brock is a mountain of muscle. ” - anonymous

So there you have it guys, sorry to burst your cum bubble.

The Asian Wears Prada

I’m going to be secure enough about my gender to tell you all, that a couple of days ago, I tried on high heels. Yes that’s right! I didn’t like it though. How anyone can stand on their tip toes all day is still beyond me. I was at my boyfriends last rehearsal before they left for San Antonio and one of his homegirl’s heel was kinda laying there. I was curious, so i tried slipping them on… to make it even more stereotypicals of gays, I tried walking around in them, supermodel style. BJ’s dance sponsor, Mrs. R., distinctly said out loud, “BJ, shouldn’t you be a little worried about this?” LOL.

Only hot men or women can enter

Today at work we had this driver of a customer come in which i admit was kind of nice looking compared to the normal people that usually walks in. However, today, my coworkers out of no where asked me why I only open the door for “hot” people and not all customers? I was like

“what? No i don’t. I open the door when I hear the bell rings.”

I guess everytime I hear the door bell some decent looking person is always there… i don’t know. It just got me wondering. Am I really that shallow? I guess if you want me to open the door for any of you, you better look hot as hell. :-D

Prom is next week

I’m more nervous about this night than BJ…lol. I guess it’s all because my senior year prom wasn’t exactly how I imagined it to be. It was fun, I was there with friends. I didn’t have anyone hugging and kissing me telling me they love me though. This years it’s going to be totally different. For one, it’s not my prom, but more importantly… i’m going with my boyfriend. The guy i’ve been with for 16 months(1 year, 4 months)! I’ll be the guy that he’ll remember taking to his senior prom years from now. Yesterday BJ and I finally went to go reserve our prom tuxes. I’m so nervous about prom night now. I hate tuxes, I need a hair cut, need to clean up my break outs and all this other crap. I hope the night goes perfect for him. O0, he got nominated for Prom King (Queen) too. If you go to South Grand Prairie vote for him!

Army sends prospective candidate hate email

Corey Andrew was a high prospect for the military, that is, until it was discovered that he was a gay candidate.

Apparently this army recruiter, sergeant Marcia Ramode fired off several hates messages to Corey for about three days after he told her that he’s not interested in joining the army because of their “don’t ask, don’t tell” policy.

“Go back to Africa and do your gay voodoo limbo tango and wango dance and jump around and prance and run all over the place half naked there.â€? - Sgt. Ramode

That’s not the end of it though! The stupid bitch used her military email address and told Corey that being gay is immoral and that he must be “a total idiot and so stupid to presume that you do not know what gender you are.”

Sgt. Ramode is currently under review by the Army… which you all know what that means, case dismissed due to lack of careness.