Baby can I borrow this?

One of the most sexiest thing couples can do together is borrow clothes. I sometimes wear BJ’s shorts and even once borrowed one of his hoodies. I don’t know why I like wearing his clothes… after all it’s not my type of style. But when I’m wearing his clothes, aside from it being a size bigger, I get this weird girly feeling like “o0o oh la la” because my man has been in these clothes ya know? He’s extremely protective of me… so I guess it’s like having his presense there in a way.

Anyhow, as sweet and sexy of a thought as this may be.. we all need to remember to ask before we borrow anything. BJ called me about 43 minutes ago and told me that he took a boxer of mine. This is normal between us… but the only difference this time is… those weren’t my boxers.

BJ:   baby guess what I have on…I have on your underwear.
Trey: really? which one?
BJ:   the white ones with the hearts all over it that says heartbreaker
Trey: Baby, I never knew I had those… where’d ya get it?
BJ:   I found it in your room on your sister’s bed
Trey: Ummm…. oh? I don’t think those are mines.
BJ:   What? Well aren’t you the only one that shops at American Eagle for boxers?
Trey: I’m pretty sure I am. How did they look again?
BJ:   They’re all white, with hearts laying around them that says heartbreaker.
Trey: LMAO. Babe I think you have Christina’s boxers.
BJ:   Ewww… baby don’t say that.

—-Christina walks into room while BJ is still on the phone—-

Trey: Hey Nana, do you have boxers that are white with hearts on it
Christina: *nods*… and it has a hand punching the heart that says heartbreaker?
Trey: Yup. Who do those belong to?
Christina: They’re mom’s. Why?

BJ: *dead silence*