What would I do to the lifeguard to grab his attention…hmm…Well first I’d loosen up my surf shorts so that when I get out of the water they would sag down a bit and just rest on my hips. Then I’d make like I was gasping for air (I’d make sure he saw me first) and then all of a sudden drop on the sand tum tum first. Then when he comes over and try to wake me up I’d all of a sudden like jerk up and flail my arms and “accidentally brush my hand across his crotch and then “wake up” on my back so I can have a good view up his shorts hehe he’d of course break out his first aid stuff and I’d ask him to take me to the lifeguard post under the shade so that I could…

Well, the sun would have to be almost ready to set, but still have enough light to shed some sparkles on the water. The wind would be just right: enough to cast small waves along the shore. There would be barely anyone on the beach since everyone would be leaving after a massive party. There would be torches still lit and some unopened beer still in the chillbox in a small hut set on the beach. I would plan with some friends near by. I would enter the water in plain sight, ever so slowly, while my friends would enter the water at the ends of the shores with “special pieces” on their backs. I’d slip of the shorts and go further into the waters. The lifeguard would pay careful attention to me and notice somethings coming at me in the distance. I would go a little more further out so my friends can raise their special fin pieces and look like circling sharks. I would stay in my position and I yell in distress. The lifeguard surfs on his emergency board and picks me up, fending me away from the sharks. Right now, I’d be shocked and he would place me on the beach and begin CPR. After at least 4 tries, I would awake and he would take me to the hut to rest and I would reward him with…

Lol, I really didn’t plan this out. It seems like a fantasy. It can always happen ;) Skye you know what I’m talking about…o wait…of course you do ;)

Lol I dunno…