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Random awkward fetishes

June 24, 2007 @ 2:15 am

I know there are some people out there who have these weird fetishes for S&M, feet, fat people and all the other Sexy Hunk six pack hairy chest - TREYCRUZ.COMstuff that makes their pickle rises and it’s all gravy if it makes them happy at the end, right? However, I don’t see myself getting horny because any of these things. For instance…if I was to get spanked my ass would probably fall apart, if someone tries licking my toes I would laugh like crazy because I think a foot in the mouth looks funny, and if someone polks my fat I’ll probably play Lindsay Lohan and run to the restroom and throw up my stomach.

What’s even more gruesome are “bears”… I think I might be getting my definition wrong, but this muscle man with the sexy six pack is as close to a “bear” as I’m willing to get. Rawr! Come here Yogi!!! Can I ride you? Some men with small chest hair is hot looking like this dude, but when it gets to the point where I can’t tell the difference between his back and his butt cheeks then I get kind of worried. Shit sometimes it blends in with the hair on his head and I’m left wondering where the hell the Chupacabra come from. 

Photo: www.sixpacknow.com



9 Comments

  1. #1
    Bubba
    June 24th, 2007 at 3:01 am

    You seriously don’t have a fetish? my fetish is a guy with a big adam’s apple. OMG, when I see adam’s apples I just get so turned on. lol

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    Sean
    June 24th, 2007 at 7:40 am

    And you wonder why BJ doesn’t read your blogs anymore. You never posted a Coobrila blog. Did the pics not come out well?

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  3. #3
    Trey C.
    June 24th, 2007 at 10:51 am

    No I don’t wonder. I’ve been busy since Wednesday with work so I haven’t had time to even upload the pictures to my computer. I’ll more than likely have it done this evening.

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    Skye
    June 24th, 2007 at 12:24 pm

    Rofl wow, I must give you props for giving the shout out to La Chupacabra lol

    But hey! Leave fat people alone! I’m a little round =( lol jk :p

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  5. #5
    Daren
    June 24th, 2007 at 12:27 pm

    noting wrong with cuddly Skye :-)

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    Melvin
    June 30th, 2007 at 6:07 pm

    hmmm, interesting. I don’t really know what my major fetishes are but I guess eyes are what really get to me. I don’t think i have fetishes for bears either. They maybe be chupacabras to you trey, but I think they might be sasquatches.

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    Andie
    July 31st, 2008 at 1:55 am

    I have 3 fetishes: firemen, sexy eyes, and tight abs. If a man has even ONE of these qualities I turn into a super horny madwoman! ;-)

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  8. #8
    slansky
    August 4th, 2008 at 11:29 pm

    My fetish—VEINS Guys with veiny arms–especially with that long vein that runs down the biceps!

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  9. #9
    VeinMan
    October 29th, 2008 at 10:24 pm

    I’m totally into varicose veins on womens legs. For more of this sexy fun go to http://www.VeinVixens.com .!

    Just kidding. Totally made all that up.

    But I like it a little rough, not gonna lie.

    Okay. A lot rough.

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