What NOT to say to impress his parents
June 1st, 2007 @ 5:00 pm
Ok, I admit… I’ve too made stupid mistakes when it comes to talking to a person’s parents for the first time. Here’s my list of the top 10 no-no’s of what NOT to say when meeting his parents.
- Are you an alcoholic?
- Are you sure?
- How old are you really?
- Don’t worry we use condoms
- Your son has a hot body
- Don’t worry my test came out negative
- Why didn’t you have your son circumsised?
- Don’t worry, he’s the man in the relationship (i’ve never said this in my life)
- Well at least your son isn’t a straight out bottom
- Virgin? HA!!!
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June 1st, 2007 at 5:23 pm
ROFLMAO OMG
THAT WAS HILARIOUS!
# Well at least your son isn’t a straight out bottom ROFLMAO WOW
Trey, I love you, your hilarious bluntness knows no bounds lol :p
June 1st, 2007 at 5:23 pm
you can add one more to it.
I see where he gets his ass from. lol
Who would ask another person’s parents “Are you an alcoholic?” . lol.
June 1st, 2007 at 5:27 pm
haha… actually, all the stuff above… I actually said those. His mom was pissed off about the alcoholic question
June 1st, 2007 at 6:08 pm
Haha I love it! :-)
June 1st, 2007 at 10:48 pm
The 1st one…. kinda true. Remember the other night when I went to give BJ that phone #…. she was drinking!!! lol
June 1st, 2007 at 11:42 pm
You forgot also (and this only works if you’re talkin to the dad.) “Well I can see where he gets his good looks from, Dayum!” HAHAHA
June 3rd, 2007 at 1:55 pm
Lol! OMG! Trey I can’t believe you said #4,5,7,9,10!!!! Especially #9! The next time I see you, be prepared to be the garnishing for my Dog&Cat Stir Fry. Jeez, I can’t believe you said all those things! I dunno if other ppl have ever asked those questions before, but damn! lol.
June 3rd, 2007 at 2:52 pm
LOL. You know me… the King of random answers.