Forget “Why Georgia,” Why John?
Well boys and girls, I’m sure all of you have heard about the little tongue twist between John Mayer and Perez Hilton. You know - the time that Perez alleges they were drunk and they made out. Yeah I don’t know about you guys, but that was just kinda…really…really…really disgusting.
This isn’t, of course, the first allegation of John Mayer switch-hitting. There was an account of him making out with Adam Levine from Maroon 5 a few years back while on tour together. Of course, for me anyway, switch-hitting isn’t the issue here.
John…dude…seriously - I know you’re not the best looking guy in the world, but seriously…Adam Levine to Perez Hilton? That’s one damn serious drop in quality dude. I mean, not saying that I think that Adam Levine is the most attractive guy either (he kind of looks like a less-kempt and less built version of Will Truman from the sitcom Will & Grace to me honestly), but Adam Levine to Perez Hilton? John…I’m sorry, but I definitely have to be honest here - back up off that. Perez just seems like he’d develop a Jabba-the-Hutt complex and swallow your tongue hole, thinking it’s a fish.
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April 3rd, 2008 at 8:36 pm
I’m loving the new site Trey, but your writer is kind of mean… Honestly Perez isn’t that bad looking to me. I would totally make out with him.
April 3rd, 2008 at 11:47 pm
Harsh ending but wow, Adam Levine maybe a little interested in boys….yes :)