Is Jeff Affecting Your Gayness?
Jeff’s back for a new season of Bravo’s hit ocd series, Flipping Out. But is there some part of you that still feel that you have yet fully recovered from the first season? Better yet - do you still think Jeff is affecting your gayness? Check out the gay Jeff Syndrome test.
Here’s the precursor for the Jeff Syndrome:
1. You always have a one year supply of Evian in your ref with all the labels up, all the bottles organized alphabetically.
2. You have the sudden desire to dump your bf and offer him a business partnership slot the next day
3. You’re posting job ads all over the place looking for your own Zoila.
4. You started to hate onions on your Pollo Tropical take out.
5. You feel like you need to hire a thrash guy. And put your place up for sale the next day.
6. You always have a calculator on your pocket.
7. Your lip surgery is due this month, and you are so excited about it that you started blogging about your coming surgery.
8. You have a cat with its own acupuncturist and massage therapist and you feel like your tiny tiger is not getting enough massage.
9. You wouldn’t let anyone touch your computer, because they might not know how to operate your latest operating system, Windows 95.
10. You woke up one morning and you realized that the thrash guy you hired the other day is actually the husband of your secretary that doesn’t mind swallowing cat food on top of her cup cake.
Relax. You’ve just been punk’d, sorry it’s not the cutie Ashton but your biggest nightmare: You suddenly found yourself on the road to straightville.
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