Homosexual Myths: The Prowler
Was browsing around the net as usual and came across this blog post by Lesbiansaidwhat :)
“For heaven’s sake. Gay men get it worse than us lesbian’s in the ol myth department. Not that they wanted the period — the vagina blood squirting-type period — us lesbians supposedly don’t get.”
I couldn’t help, but laugh at the idea of a gay fat man standing outside saying “come here little Trey. Come to suga-papa” and then seeing his tittie sag lower than my balls. There’s more after the jump.
THE POPULAR GAY MYTHS
Homosexuals recruit Children. That’s how they got me. The neighborhood gay man was like, “come here little girl, I’ll make you a lesbian.� Who the hell came up with that myth? Or do they think because gay folks want to have a family and adopt a kid that’s recruiting?
Homosexuality is a phase; getting married will take care of it. Getting married will just lend to the divorce rate. Broke Back marriages rarely work. Would it work for you straight folk out there if your husband/wife were homosexual? Wearing your jeans down below your ass is a phase.
Homosexuals are hedonistic and have no interest in spiritual things. Riggghhht. All gay men are Atheists. If they were I wouldn’t blame them with the God-doesnt-want-your-faggoty-ass attitude that is tossed their way. Being Buddhist, Wiccan, New Age those are all spiritual in form.
Gay men are Phedaphiles. Dumb asses. Gay men are just men who love men. Not men who love boys. Plus a vast majority of pedophiles are heterosexual. That one pisses me off.
Homosexuals are evil. We all know, when the sun goes down, gay men turn into vampires and head for the gay bar. I guess if you belive the other myths that would make any gay man evil.
See told you they have it worse. I bet a period would be the least of a gay guys problems with all that crap being spewed. Ugh.
“The . . . problem which confronts homosexuals is that they set out to win the love of a ‘real’ man. If they succeed, they fail. A man who ‘goes with’ other men is not what they would call a real man.” -Quentin Crisp, The Naked Civil Servant
Tags: Humor57 views
