Mario Lopez and His Hot Cousin

I officially hate the Lopez family! Mario Lopez’s cousin looks almost as good as him.

Mario Lopez was cruising the streets of 90210 with his cousin Rick Fernandez Wednesday after leaving the Jim Wayne Salon where Mario got his hair cut. Mario just recently closed off the season as host of Randy Jackson’s ‘America’s Best Dance Crew’. Auditions for the next show will be sometime on October. By the way, which team was the winner of Season 3?

Pics after the jump.

Michael Phelps Was Even An Olympian Sperm

This one has been floating around the net for quite a while and I had a great laugh from it. Thanks to our mate Larry for the tip. Swim sperm, swim! The art work seems to have been done by Patrick Moberg.

Guess Who?

Guys, can you whose hot ass body this belongs to? Hint: Lipstick Jungle.

Anyhow, I just wanted to let you guys know that school finally restarted for me and I’m booked like crazy. I’ll still be updating daily, but probably only about 3-5 post a day on Monday, Tuesday, Thursday and Friday… but Wednesday I’ll be updating normally after 12pm ;D Be sure to support my sponsors and I! Wish me luck in school.

Check out the pics of the stud above after the jump.

Zac Efron Gets Soaked, Almost Straight-Acting

I officially woke up smiling :D High School Musical star, Zac Efron received payback from his crew for constantly throwing water-balloons on the set. They decided to get him back and planned a water-bombing attack while he was off the set.

When he finally arrived back on the set for a filming with girlfriend, Vanessa Hudgens, they chased and soaked him with water guns while a large bucket of water falls on him from his trailer. Efron took off his shirt at the end of the clip and shook the water out of his hair. OH MY GOD he is so hot.

“It’s on officially now, it’s on” said the shirtless Efron. Watch the clip after the jump.

Brad Pitt Arrives in Venice for Film Festival

The sexy Brad Pitt landed in Venice, Italy on Tuesday with his kiddos Maddox and Pax. Pitt is in Venice to meet up with George Clooney to kick off this year’s Venice film festival on Wednesday with the world premiere of the latest quirky offering from the Oscar-winning Coen brothers.

The festival, running through September 6, is set to bring a bevy of stars to one of the world’s top cinema showcases, including Charlize Theron of South Africa and US star Kim Basinger, as well as new offerings by top filmmakers such as Takeshi Kitano and Jonathan Demme.

Obama’s Attempted Assassination Suspect Arrested

Three men have been arrested as part of an alleged plot to kill Barack Obama.

Nathan Johnson was arrested and sensationally accused his friends of planning deadly action to prevent a black President. WTF! The KKK!

The friends Tharin Gartrell and Shawn Robert Adolf in Denver, Colorado, were also arrested as part of an investigation into the alleged assassination plot. Officials fear the men, arrested along with Johnson’s girlfriend, were planning to shoot Obama during an acceptance speech later this week. Officials are looking at possible ties to white supremacist groups, especially with Shawn Adolf who was reportedly wearing a ring with a swastika on it when arrested.

Check out the mug-shot of the other idiots after the jump.

Mystery Man Stalks Vanessa Minnillo in NYC

If only I could experience a day where I walk outside just to have some cute guy follow my moves and wanting to suck my neck — among other things. The sexy Ms. Vanessa Minnillo was out and about in NYC Monday night with an unidentified man whom gracefully followed her like those little fishes eating the crap off the sharks butt. Anyone have a great caption for the photo above?

Beckham’s Crotch Hovers Over West Hollywood

So did anyone happen to drive by West Hollywood today on the Sunset strip and notice David Beckham’s 10-foot package? The underwear ad for an Armani ad campaign was on a big billboard on Sunset and Roxbury in West Hollywood, California. :D