Thief Beats Homeowner with Eight Inch Sausage

Antonio Vasquez, 21, is accused of making his way into a home in Fresno, California, and attacking one of its residents with an 8 inch sausage before throwing Pappy’s seasoning - a ‘high quality all purpose spice blend’ - in another person’s face as he broke into the home. He is accused of stealing GBP450 before ditching his shorts - with various forms of ID - before being arrested in his underwear. He told police his dog had eaten the sausage.

HAHA… Idiot.

“I Don’t Like Dick”

Don’t you just love going to the restroom to find these little random messages written on the stalls by stupid closeted homophobes? The one above was when Cruz and I visited Austin back in July.

I don’t like dick, but I like the way it feels inside me.

I second that!

Ashton Kutcher Turns Internet Entrepreneur

Ashton Kutcher, star of ‘That 70’s Show’ and ‘What Happens in Vegas’ has finally caught up with the internet generation and launched his online entrepreneurship with gossip blog, BlahGirls.com, which was revealed Monday at the TechCrunch50.

Ashton Kutcher said during his presentation that “the Web is not a passive environment. Engagement creates retention.”

My, my. Cute and smart.

Zac Efron @ ‘Me And Orson Welles’ Premiere

Our boyfriend Zac Efron was rockin’ it up in Toronto, Canada for the premiere of his new movie, ‘Me and Orson Welles’, which will go into theatres next year. Zac Efron signs autographs for fans outside for the 2008 Toronto International Film Festival.

Richard Samuels (Zac Efron) is bored with school and dreams of treading the boards on Broadway. After a chance encounter with a theatre company outside a derelict theatre, The Mercury, Richard soon finds himself inside chatting with Orson Welles, the Director of Broadways first Shakespearean production, Julius Caesar. Welles swiftly couples him with the gorgeous production assistant Sonja Jones to rehearse. They have a “team building” and a few drinks… and you know the rest of the story.

Usher’s NFL Wardrobe Malfuntion

Not quite as extravagant as Janet Jackson’s booby poppin’ performance during the Super Bowl, but still all as sexy. The r&b singer went shirtless for fans at the NFL Opening Kickoff 2008 September 5th, which was presented by EA Sports in Columbus Circle in New York City.

Were any of you there? Check out the malfunction after the jump.

Josh Hartnett is a ‘Rain Man’ in London

Totally stupid headline :) Couldn’t find a clever way to quote our favorite song, “It’s Raining Men”. Actor Josh Hartnett, 30, was seen leaving his West End production, ‘Rain Man’, after a long day at work. As the weather took a turn for the worse, the Rain Man, aka Josh Hartnett, was rained upon in Central London.

Ah — what a gorgeous smile. More after the jump.

Joakim Noah is Protein Strong

A ripped Joakim Noah walks around NYC’s SoHo neighborhood without a shirt September 3rd. Joakim was spotted chugging a Muscle Milk and chatting with a friend.

Got a New Laptop and Robert Buckley Shirtless!

I’m back! First and foremost I would like to apologize to everyone for not having updates last Thursday and Friday. My laptop finally hit its period and decided to be a little bitch and stopped working. On Friday I bought a new laptop, but spent most of the time transferring photos and what not over to the new comp. I’m almost completely done.

To make-up for the two day delay, here are some OLD photos of the sexy Robert Buckley dated June 27th taken while they were in New York City filming a segment for ‘Lipstick Jungle’. Enjoy! More pics after the jump.