Thief Beats Homeowner with Eight Inch Sausage
September 11, 2008 @ 1:22 pm
Antonio Vasquez, 21, is accused of making his way into a home in Fresno, California, and attacking one of its residents with an 8 inch sausage before throwing Pappy’s seasoning - a ‘high quality all purpose spice blend’ - in another person’s face as he broke into the home. He is accused of stealing GBP450 before ditching his shorts - with various forms of ID - before being arrested in his underwear. He told police his dog had eaten the sausage.
HAHA… Idiot.
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September 11th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
If I ever get burglarized, I hope my burglar is considerate enough to strip down to his boxer shorts and also give me a spice massage as I sleep like Antonio Vasquez did. But he can leave out the part of whacking me with a sausage. Somehow I suspect that Antonio Vasquez may have been whacking his own sausage as he whacked the sleeping victim.