Michael Phelps Was Even An Olympian Sperm

This one has been floating around the net for quite a while and I had a great laugh from it. Thanks to our mate Larry for the tip. Swim sperm, swim! The art work seems to have been done by Patrick Moberg.

Beckham’s Crotch Hovers Over West Hollywood

So did anyone happen to drive by West Hollywood today on the Sunset strip and notice David Beckham’s 10-foot package? The underwear ad for an Armani ad campaign was on a big billboard on Sunset and Roxbury in West Hollywood, California. :D

Michael Phelps Greets British Fans

Ouch, his lips!

Is anyone else getting an weird vibe from Michael Phelps? He sort of reminds me of that Disney character Goofy. Either that or maybe it is just the fact that he has a shirt on.

The US Olympic swimming champion was at a ceremony for the official hand over for the 2012 Olympic games. The event took place by Buckingham Palace in central London.

Michael Phelps Digs Rice

Okay my breakfast is totally ruin! Michael Phelps isn’t gay after all.

It seems that the Olympian has fallen for none other than Stephanie Rice, another medal grabbing hog. The duo have stumbled upon another shared interest – each other, reports The Sun. The pair together both boast 11gold medals… “and the eligibility to swim faster than anyone in the world”.

We’re also getting word that Phelps will be writing a book! WTF? Now he’s an author too? The book will tell the story behind his historic eight gold medal swims just in time for the holiday season, Free Press, an imprint of Simon & Schuster, announced Friday.

Oh my, sounds like an interesting book. Hope he writes about what he does at the bathrooms in the hotel room too.

Michael Phelps is Living the High Life

This is what you have to do to become rich and famous. Swim like a damn dolphin. End of story.

Here is a sneak peek into the new waterfront townhouse of Michael Phelps. The house cost $1.7 million and resides in downtown Baltimore, Maryland. Phelps says he plans on moving back to his home city when he gets back to the US after his eight gold medal success in Beijing.

The bachelor pad is only 4,080 sq ft, but the complex has a rooftop terrace, private screening room, a state of the art gym, and clubhouse with pool tables. Check out his house.

David Beckham is a Sharpie

David Beckham endorses Sharpie in the office supplier’s latest campaign with Beckham quoting that he “have always enjoyed signing autographs for people… I love to use Sharpie markers, so it’s a natural choice for me to partner with them.”

How much did they pay you to say that?

Michael Phelps Baby Pictures!

A long-long time ago, before he became the super hunky Olympian he is today, Swimmer Michael Phelps was too a cheeky face kid. He went from cute toddler, to Frankenstein in middle school, to a super hot do-me-now superstar!

Phelps shows off the beaming smile that has become familiar on Olympic swimming rostrums in a string of adorable family pictures. He can even be seen as a newborn baby lying in his crib after he was born in June 1980 1985 in Baltimore, Maryland. The family shots were put together by his mum Debbie as part of the swimmer’s own page in the 2003 yearbook of Towson High School, Maryland, where he graduated.

Check em’ out after the jump.

Upset in Beijing!

Beijing - Nerves were higher than usual as the smell of gold hovered above the pool as Michael Phelps gets ready for the final 4×100m relay. He looks over to his nervous teammates knowing that Team USA is considered to be the underdog to France and Australia. History, it seems, is not in Team USA’s favor. In 2000, the Aussies won the gold while USA took silver. South Africa took the gold during the Athens games in 2004 leaving the Americans with the bronze. Michael Phelps’ dream of winning 8 gold medals in Beijing is on the line as he takes his place on the edge of the pool waiting to dive in.