Britney Spears promo photos for “Circus”

Hey, work it girl!

The obviously photoshopped, yet fabulous Britney Spears is looking ‘healthier’ and hotter than ever in these sexy promo photos for her new album “Circus.” The release of “Circus” will make it Brit’s sixth studio album. During the week of its release, Spears’ “Womanizer” jumped the charts to become the number one single on the Billboard Hot 100 since her debut of “Baby One More Time” from almost 10 years ago!

“Circus” will be released on the same day as Britney’s birthday on Dec. 2. The pop singer will turn 27.

How bout a semen-filled french toast?

This totally ‘tops’ my WTF category. If you gays thought swallowing was fun wait till you get your hand on this cookbook — and yourself — and make some appetizing “Cheese Jiz.”

“Natural Harvest - A Collection of Semen-Based Recipes” by Fotie Photenhauer is a 61-page filled book that shows you creative ways to eat your cum (giggling inside insanely).

Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic. Semen is inexpensive to produce and is commonly available in many, if not most, homes and restaurants. Despite all of these positive qualities, semen remains neglected as a food. This book hopes to change that. Once you overcome any initial hesitation, you will be surprised to learn how wonderful semen is in the kitchen. Semen is an exciting ingredient that can give every dish you make an interesting twist. If you are a passionate cook and are not afraid to experiment with new ingredients - you will love this cook book!

Not every gay is happy with the book though.

“To relegate semen to the role of “supporting actor” is like asking Tobey Macguire to play an extra in a film for 3 to 15 seconds. Semen is more than a little residue on my napkin after whipping my chin Photenhauer!” commenter G.A. Wilder said.

Heck, at our rate we’ll have food for the year!

Ashlee Simpson-Wentz births baby boy

Pop singer Ashlee Simpson-Wentz and her emo hubby Pete Wentz have officially became parents for the first time, according to a report by “People” magazine on Friday.

Simpson-Wentz, 24, delivered a boy, named Bronx Mowgli Wentz, on Thursday, and all are doing well, People quoted a spokesperson as saying.

The report did not specify a location, but rival tabloid In Touch Weekly reported earlier on Thursday that Simpson-Wentz was at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles.

Congrats Ashlee! We love you and your gay boyfriend.

Nick Lachey turned on by wearing stilettos

Well this isn’t anything new — or utterly surprising. Heartthrob Nick Lachey in an interview with “Elle” Magazine said that he likes to cross dress.  Okay, well, maybe that wasn’t quite how he placed it.

From Dallas Examiner
[Nick Lachey] revealed that he used to get turned on by putting on her [Jessica Simpson] shoes and walking around in them. “It was sort of a kinky thing we liked to get into,” he said. He also admitted to enjoying dirty talk, “I haven’t even realized my full dirty talk potential,” he said. “I think there’s some greater moments out there for me.”

Oh talk dirty to me bad boy, you know you wanna.

Oh My Gay!: Get hunky posters for only 1 cent

(Andrew Christian Brazil Boys/AndrewChristianShops.com)

I’m glad to introduce our very new category, Oh My Gay! This tag will basically be used for hot deals that my contributors and I find off the web for super hot stuff that will make you sleep better at night ;)

Our very first blurp is about the poster sale at Andrew Christian! They are selling all their posters for only 1 cent!… Now you can get a 24″x36″ hunk, for cheap. Who said size doesn’t matter? Certainly not the Brazilian hunk pictured above.

Tony Romo plays ‘good guy’ with homeless man

(Flickr/gary_z_ro)

In the world of shameless celebrities who can only talk about themselves and create stupid shows like “50 Cent: The Money and the Power” and Paris Hilton’s “My New BFF”, in come Cowboys’ Tony Romo who is creating a rather nice reputation for himself. His first good samaritan act was when he changed a couple’s tires the night of the Cowboys’ season opener. Today, Romo treated a homeless man to the movies.

From the Dallas Morning News

“Romo, who confirmed the story but didn’t want to elaborate, waved Doc over to sit by him and his friend. Doc sheepishly mentioned that he hadn’t showered in a few days.

“Don’t worry about that,” Romo said. “I’m used to locker rooms.”

Alas, we have some humanity in this strange place we call the U.S.

More on the James Ellis Calendar

Back in October we gave you the exclusive peek at the new James Ellis Fitness Calendar courtesy of photographer Noel Daganta. The calendar is close to its release date of early November and we just received a few more photos to show off to you guys.

The proceeds from the calendar will be donated to the Humane Society. Check out the gallery after the jump.

Ben Godfre for Timoteo

Here’s another uber hot mancandy for the day. Introducing the very sexy Ben Godfre who recently shot for Timoteo… view the rest of the sets after the jump. Try not to salivate too hard.