Kissy cougar makes David Archuleta yelps, ‘gaylessly’

Actress (and birth-hive to numerous talents) Priscilla Presley, 63, gay a surprise kiss from behind and startled  singer David Archuleta, 18, at the 4th annual “Road To A Cure” Gala at the Hyatt Regency Century Plaza in Los Angeles, Calif.

Do I sense a Miley Cyrus epic going on here? Who could blame her. David is legal now… work your Madonna move Presley — that’s the only way you’re going to get Archuleta considering that he’s closeted.

“Hey Mr. DJ, put a record on I want to dance with my baby…”

Britney Spears’ Birthday Party at Club Tenjune

Pop singer Britney Spears celebrated her 27th birthday Tuesday night at Club Tenjune in Manhattan, NY.

Biggest question of the night… who the hell is that hot guy pictured above? More pics of BritBrit’s party after the jump.

Brad Pitt, Makes It Right

The usually sexy Brad Pitt — now Hitler look-a-like — gives an interview on behalf of the Make It Right Foundation on a building site in New Orleans. Check out the pics of the filming after the jump! Pitt kindly donated his time for the second year in a row to film the PSA. You can see his previous PSA for the Make It Right Foundation here.

Lance Bass leaves night club, another hot man

A frustrated Lance Bass and his reported new boyfriend Joe was seen leaving in a cab Tuesday night after hanging out with friends at Club Butter in Manhattan, NY. Earlier that evening Bass attended Britney Spears’ birthday bash at Club Tenjune.

Looks like Bass caught another hottie. Agreed?

Britney Spears Performs on Good Morning America

Tuesday as you all knew, BritBrit’s new album “Circus” debuted and I was one of her crazy supporters to buy the CD. It is not as great as her other releases, but this purchase supported her career so I’m happy :)

Spears also gave a performance Tuesday morning for “Good Morning America” live from the Big Apple Circus. GMA also surprised Brit with a huge birthday cake to celebrate her 27th birthday. Woot, Woot! Brit looked very happy and her kiddos were even present! Check out the clips of her performances after the jump.

Did anyone catch the “Britney Spears: On the Record” documentary on MTV Sunday night? Is it online?

Rihanna and Chris Brown, You just got served!

Singer Rihanna and baby-hubby Chris Brown are being sued for $1 million by a photographer who was allegedly beaten and robbed by the singers’ bodyguards.

Luis Santana, 25, was left battered and bruised after being attacked as he tried to take photographs outside a nightclub in St Petersburg, Florida, where he was working for a local newspaper. Santana claims his $3,000 camera was stolen and then smashed. He is also suing three bodyguards and the nightclub.

What’s up with all these husky bodyguards breaking expensive cameras? Geez! Eat a donut, save our photographers.

We got our hot little hands on the official court filing which you can see after the jump.

The Beckhams visits Broadway in NYC

The Beckham family took the day off Friday from their busy lives to spend time with sons Brooklyn, Romeo, and Cruz. The family were seen strolling and trotting around in New York City. The entire flock visited Dylan’s Candy Bar and afterward headed towards Broadway to see “Jersey Boys”.

Earlier during the day the family was seen departing Serafina after having lunch with Tom Cruise’s family.

Zap — may the aliens be with you.

Is this the ‘Perfect Soldier’?

Scientist say this is the face of the ‘perfect soldier’ - after blending the features of the Hollywood’s leading movie stars. The structure of a person’s cheekbones, jaw line and brow could reveal whether they are born warriors - or quite the opposite. Using facial metrics, researchers studied every aspect of the faces of 20 actors who have appeared as soldiers in history’s most famous war flicks. The ‘ultimate soldier’ had a larger jaw length relative to the rest of the face, as well as lower eyebrows and a more prominent brow ridge. The research, carried out at Scotland’s University of Stirling, was done to coincide with the launch of Activision video game “Call of Duty: World at War”.