Obama’s sex policies pisses off pastors and rabbis

Barack Obama’s policies on sexuality have ignited passionate response from hundreds of pastors and rabbis who are urging their peers — over 325,000 of them — to pray for Obama’s repentance and show a graphic “video sermon” so American congregations have “full disclosure and informed consent” on the senator’s plans for world domination.

Obama’s Attempted Assassination Suspect Arrested

Three men have been arrested as part of an alleged plot to kill Barack Obama.

Nathan Johnson was arrested and sensationally accused his friends of planning deadly action to prevent a black President. WTF! The KKK!

The friends Tharin Gartrell and Shawn Robert Adolf in Denver, Colorado, were also arrested as part of an investigation into the alleged assassination plot. Officials fear the men, arrested along with Johnson’s girlfriend, were planning to shoot Obama during an acceptance speech later this week. Officials are looking at possible ties to white supremacist groups, especially with Shawn Adolf who was reportedly wearing a ring with a swastika on it when arrested.

Check out the mug-shot of the other idiots after the jump.

Muslim Woman Denied Seating Behind Barack Obama

Oh no! A young Muslim woman said she and another woman were refused seats directly behind Barack Obama - and in front of TV cameras - at a Detroit rally because they wore head scarves. Hold the damn wagon, I’m confused. Is Barack going against his own kind? He’s pulling another Hitler!

Obama Speaks Out… Against Gay Marriage?

Senator Barack Obama possesses many great characteristics about him. Amongst other things he is a great public speaker, a great Senator, and a great father. Unfortunately, this ‘great’ man lacks one very important thing… a heart .

Senator Obama was quoted this past Friday in a town-hall meeting in Columbus, Indiana speaking openly against gay marriage. In his own words, Senator Obama stated “I’m not in favor of gay marriage , but…”

Don’t You Just Hate Stupid Politics?

A couple days ago the Philadelphia Gay News made headlines by bashing Obama Barack for failing to do an interview with them. Instead of being unbiased , like ‘true’ journalist, the gay paper decided to flaunt our lesbian overlord, Hilliary Clinton and ‘blanked-out’ a section of the paper that was reserved for Obama. Now a cry-baby has emerged and he has something to tell the PGN. Check out the ridiculous exchange of email between after the jump.

Mark Segal Bitch Slaps Barack Obama

The dark overlord of ‘Philadelphia Gay News’, Mark Segal made headlines across the United States with this weeks paper that flaunts presidential candidate Hilliary Clinton with an extensive interview in which he also basically kicked around, then dragged, and then kicked again, Barack Obama.

The Stars & Rainbow Stripes

With all the ruckus and the noise about the coming elections, the Gay Community has been buzzing about which Candidates to support. As far as I’ve seen, much of the Gay Community has been very gung-ho in support of Hilary Clinton, believing that she supports “many more” civil union and gay marriage bills than any other candidate. Now, those who do know me, know I’m not really one to just take people’s words for it, so I’ve taken it upon myself to bring you the truth. This article will only concern itself towards Democratic Candidates however, as it’s pretty obvious that Conservative Republicans aren’t exactly fond of wedding Adam & Steve, or Madam & Eve.

*Disclaimer - this is in NO WAY attempting to change your minds or views about your particular favored candidate, this is merely a satirical informative piece on the Candidates, and the Election Process in General.*