Clowns Get Their Own Nude Calendar

Just when you thought the world could not get any weirder. A group of clowns are juggling balloons and hats to hide their naughty bits in a bid to raise money for charity.

The Naked Clown Calendar features 21 clowns who have stripped down to their birthday suits in honour of a beloved mentor left paralysed by Multiple Sclerosis (MS) while the clowns are using the usual props that make kids laugh - hats, balloons and uni-cycles - the 2009 calendar is anything but child like. There aren’t the usual photos of clowns at kids’ parties or falling out of cars - instead these are photos of clowns tumbling though the air, performing songs in the park or flying out of cannons - with pies and top hats hiding the naughty bits. The clowns from the San Francisco Circus Center’s Clown Conservatory are raising in the money in honour of their mentor and clown Judy Finelli who was diagnosed with MS and is now a quadriplegic.

Thief Beats Homeowner with Eight Inch Sausage

Antonio Vasquez, 21, is accused of making his way into a home in Fresno, California, and attacking one of its residents with an 8 inch sausage before throwing Pappy’s seasoning - a ‘high quality all purpose spice blend’ - in another person’s face as he broke into the home. He is accused of stealing GBP450 before ditching his shorts - with various forms of ID - before being arrested in his underwear. He told police his dog had eaten the sausage.

HAHA… Idiot.

“I Don’t Like Dick”

Don’t you just love going to the restroom to find these little random messages written on the stalls by stupid closeted homophobes? The one above was when Cruz and I visited Austin back in July.

I don’t like dick, but I like the way it feels inside me.

I second that!

Michael Phelps Was Even An Olympian Sperm

This one has been floating around the net for quite a while and I had a great laugh from it. Thanks to our mate Larry for the tip. Swim sperm, swim! The art work seems to have been done by Patrick Moberg.

Tyson Gay Now Tyson Homosexual

Remember that dumb organization who tries over and over to promote healthy heterosexual families just to have the kids abandon and thrown into foster care? Yes, well… the organization has this strict policy on its news site to replace the word ‘gay’ with homosexual. In comes an article about Tyson Gay and Oops, there it is!

Homosexual Myths: The Prowler

Was browsing around the net as usual and came across this blog post by Lesbiansaidwhat :)

“For heaven’s sake. Gay men get it worse than us lesbian’s in the ol myth department. Not that they wanted the period — the vagina blood squirting-type period — us lesbians supposedly don’t get.”

I couldn’t help, but laugh at the idea of a gay fat man standing outside saying “come here little Trey. Come to suga-papa” and then seeing his tittie sag lower than my balls. There’s more after the jump.

Human Touch Massage Chairs Looks Comfortable, Maybe?

A reader name Tim happened to walk by the Sharper Image store and was taken by a huge surprise. He found a Human Touch Massage Chair. We think It looks mighty familiar — something that is tempting us to grab, suck, lick and swallow, but what can it be!. What do you think it is? Is it an elephant’s trunk? A tongue at the end of a tonsil? Am I the only one that wants to sit on it ;) [Gizmodo]

Pregnant Jamie Lynn Spears Speaks Out