John Mayer Dressed in Black

Looks like John Mayer is still down in the dumps over his break-up with actress, Jennifer Aniston. The 30-year old actor left downtown Nobu with his brother Thursday looking mild-ly sober. The two later headed to La Esquina for drinks before heading back to John Mayer’s pad.

Aww… brotherly love. Talking to my brother about my love life is totally last resort — after I jump off a building ;)

Pete Wentz and John Mayer’s Lunch Date

The man who dares not admit he loves to make out with men, Pete Wentz, was on a guys day out with John Mayer. The two enjoyed a lovely lunch together at Magnolia’s Restaurant on Tuesday. Mayer is set to perform in Paso Robles at the California Mid-State Fair tommorow, while Wentz is awaiting the arrival of his first child with wife Ashlee Simpson. Might as well take the time to get a secret blowjob before the kid pops.

John Mayer Goes Solo

First question is… when the hell did he get all inked up? Did I miss something here? Sorry, but tattoos are gross, especially when they cover half your dang body. I miss the buff Johnny, don’t you?  A solo John Mayer continues his shopping spree today at Armani Casa. Last month John was seen in the same store buying home furnishings. We wonder if he’s moving in with Perez Hilton.

Forget “Why Georgia,” Why John?

Well boys and girls, I’m sure all of you have heard about the little tongue twist between John Mayer and Perez Hilton. You know - the time that Perez alleges they were drunk and they made out. Yeah I don’t know about you guys, but that was just kinda…really…really…really disgusting.

This isn’t, of course, the first allegation of John Mayer switch-hitting. There was an account of him making out with Adam Levine from Maroon 5 a few years back while on tour together. Of course, for me anyway, switch-hitting isn’t the issue here.

John Mayer Beefing Up

Sexy John Mayer was spotted leaving a gym in New York City. If you remember, not too long ago he was on an ad campaign for Gap, but didn’t nearly as hot as he does today. John Mayer looks really rugged (that’s a good thing). I love the veins in a mans arm. Do you see his perky nipples? :)

John Mayer gots Gap

Photographer Annie Leibovitz shot a series of black and white celeb portraits for the new fall Gap campaign called Classics Redefined. Other stars in the campaign, which will begin appearing in magazines in September, include Lucy Liu, Sarah Silverman and Ken Watanabe.