Damn A-Rod And His Post-Madonna Attitude

Alex Rodriguez comes out of his New York City apartment on his way to Yankee Stadium for a game versus the Baltimore Orioles and ignores fans waiting for autographs outside. A-Rod is in the middle of a divorce battle with his wife Cynthia because A-Rod had an affair with Madonna!

Alex Rodriguez: Madonna is “My F^*king Soulmate”

The New York Yankee superstar, A-Rod, has been — and still is — screwing around with Madonna for the past six months. The two engaged in an exchanging of text messages while in Miami dining with a friend, according to an iffy “unnamed” source quoted by Us Weekly.

New Song, Same Ol’ Ho

I have a legitimate question here… WTF is up with all these older women with younger men? First it was Janet with Justin, then Demi went for Ashton, now Madonna’s on Justin’s nuts?

Okay seriously though, it’s slightly gross. She was old enough to vote when J.T. was conceived - he may be an adult now, but that screams pedophilia on at least, a minimal level.

Then again, good ol’ Randall could just have a thing for robbing the grave - kinda like that football player that committed necrophilia on that 92 year old woman’s corpse - I know, I know it’s gross. Don’t look at me, look at Justin’s granny panty grabby ass.

Madonna Pulled Justin Timberlake’s Pants Down

Damn, Madonna beat us to it! The Associated Press did a newsworthy report of Madonna pulling Justin Timberlake’s pants down when he felt sick one day. Singer, entrepreneur, producer, and stylist Justin Timberlake, recently helped produce Madonna’s upcoming album and was her inducteeinto the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

Justin stated “The world is full of Madonna wanna-bes. I might have even dated a couple, but there is truly only one Madonna.” Read here the story of how Madonna pulled down Justin’s pants.