Paris Hilton Responds to McCain Ad

UPDATE: A “copyright holder” is apparently going around to the Video services and requesting it be removed and crap!

Link: http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/64ad536a6d

Damn, I never thought the day would come where I would say “Paris, give me a high-fucken-five!” You go girl. In a response made to the McCain ad which dissed Barack Obama for his Paris Hilton-liked celebrity status, Ms. Hilton made her own PG-rated video to comeback at McCain.  I just love how Ms. Hilton repeatedly noted McCain as “the wrinkly white-haired guy”.

The heiress talks about tanning — and the energy crisis — oh and let’s not forget, “I’m hot.”

Photogs Are Calmer Since Britney Started Wearing Clothes

It can’t get anymore hateful than this! According to a CNN report, Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton said Thursday that there has been less problems with the paparazzi ever since Britney Spears “started wearing clothes”.

LMAO! You’re going to laugh your ass off when you read the rest of his comments.

Derek Theler, Paris Hilton’s New Playmate

Our Queery eye affiliate in France, Le Gay Blog, connected hoe (Lauren Conrad) + hoe (Paris Hilton) and came up with the conclusion that model Derek Theler might be Paris Hilton’s new man. This is definitely a step up from that dude in her porno video. Two thumbs up Paris! Now let me teach you how give head correctly ;)

Paris Hilton Does FILA Shoot

No that’s not Paris’ new man… she’s not that lucky. You guys already know why we posted this photo. Here is Paris and a sexy male model in Marina Del Rey, CA yesterday doing a photoshoot for FILA sportswear.